Rage rant
a overly prolonged angry and extremely violent response to a comment or action that as annoyed the receiver usually used in e-mails or other online messaging systems such as msn
sort of like hate mail but longer and more violent and is always in full caps
person 1: if you do not send this e-mail to 15 people you will die, if you do send this e-mail to 15 people you greatest wish will come true, really it works i mean i did it and now i have a baby
person 2: stop sending me this f-cking sh-t i don’t give a f-ck, its one of the single most f-cking pointless and annoying shallow pieces of sh-t any one could ever create or cooperate with, if you send me another one of these sh-tty r-t-rded things i will hunt you down force my thumbs into you eyes and i will shove my hand inside you f-cking ribcage grab your heart pull down and tear it out and any thing else that comes with it and then i will fill your empty ribcage with concentrated salt saturated lemon juice, then i will put your entrails in a pan and fry them eat half of them myself and shove the other half down you still screaming throat, i will then shave off all you skin with a belt sander, bathe you in vinegar, wrench out every vein and artery in your body and weave them into a trampoline and jump up and down on them, then i will take every bone in your body and snap it taking care to make sure the jagged end sticks out your flesh, i will then take your still screaming body and stake it to a wall with a 6″ nail gun and then i will get my knife and strip all your remaining flesh off and freeze it so i can eat it later and maybe send a few bits to you family lastly i will take your blood and use it to write the story of what happened to you all over the walls of my cellar to commemorate this work of art created that day, then i will eat your baby
yours sincerely
__________person 2
person 1: -silence- …wow…
…that was one h-ll of a rage rant man
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