Raging Reuben
a raging reuben is an exciting s-xual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. the steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:
1. -ssume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.
2. finish.
3. remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)
4. piledriver!
when performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful s-xual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.
john: “i gave my wife a raging reuben during intercourse last night. she went straight to sleep.”
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