Raging Skyrim
when you are having s-x and just before you c-m, you pull out and yell, “fos ro da!” and spray your load in her face.
guy1: hey i had awesome s-x with my gf last night!
guy2: really? did you do a raging skyrim?
guy3: yeah, i sleighed that dragon!
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