Rainbow in the Dark
1) no sign of the morning coming
2) no sight of the day
3) being left on your own
hector: yo man, the lightning always done bring me down.
dio: you’re a rainbow in the dark.
1. the s-xual act where the girl ties the guy to the bed, blind folds him, turns the lights off and tells him he is in for some real kinky s-x. she then opens the closet and lets out her gay best friend who goes to work on the guy; bl-w j-bs & -n-l. the dude gets off ’cause he has no idea what happened. this is most often initiated by either the worst girlfriend ever, or the best friend any gay dude could ever have.
2. some song by a hobbit from new hampshire
“wow, edgar’s girl friend must really despise him.”
“why?”
“because she gave him a rainbow in the dark last week and then told him about it! he’s been in the fetal position ever since.”
“but he loves dio.”
“no! read definition #1!”
“holy cr-p, i dated that same chick last summer! i just thought she was kinky… i suddenly feel ill.”
a h-m-s-xual that won’t come out of the closet
cody is a rainbow in the dark. i know it
a closet h-m-s-xual who won’t admit it.
kleiner is such a rainbow in the dark.
also known as an squirting -n-l creampie
when someone excretes s-m-n from their -n-s in a violent manner, sometimes resembling a rainbows arching shape
guy) “did you see that video i sent you?”
dudebro) “the rainbow in the dark?”
guy) “epic, wasnt it?”
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