Rainbows and unicorns
a sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a sh-tstorm or a cl-sterf-ck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. a series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.
it’s twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon sh-t in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when i got off the train. so far, it’s all rainbows and unicorns!
a way to demean what some one said by calling it complete bullsh-t.
guy 1 -says the same stupid sh-t for the hundreth time.-
guy 2 “i can’t take this sh-t any more!”
guy 3 “seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns.”
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