Raindeer
mythical creatures of the cervidae or caribou family that possess the innate ability to attain flight. they migrate above the troposphere and rain is caused by their tears. they mate within the comforts of alto-c-mulus clouds.
aeso: we have had a long cold winter, brother. the rains become ice and would not stop for weeks on end.
filipus: yes, brother, it would seem the raindeer have been quite miserable.
raindeer is a condition of the -ss made known by nelly’s song “tailfeather”. if a girl has an unusually large -ss it is said that her mother must have had raindeer. makes no sense i know but its tru.
“is that your -ss or does your momma have raindeer?”
a horse like shaped animal that parents make little kids bealive in and are ridden by santa clause.
“hey mom look, i think daddy’s being attacked by a raindeer!”
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