raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock


an archaic “hick” term for heavy rain or snow fall.
“sheeeeeet! it sure is c-min’ down out there! raining like a double-c-nted cow p-ssing on a flat rock!”

Read Also:

  • interfuckingnet

    something you wish you had when your mad because you don’t have it. why dosent my house have interf-ckingnet!

  • Idioproblemize

    when a co-worker or employee doesn’t know the answer to a specific problem, so they ask a fellow employee or boss who equally has no idea wasting the valuable time of 2 people, rather than just working a little harder. steve: “i don’t know how to settle this account, do you know how to do […]

  • Orlock

    a ca-razy foo’ who rules the paranormal world. he’s pretty cool and a rather smart fellow in general. orlock. respect him. big scary white man, but hes still the leading expert in the realm of the paranormal. leader of several fights to drive trolls from p/c. orlock, the shatterer of worlds. a man with long […]

  • Summer Muse

    the most perfect, sweet, funny, amazing, and gorgeous girl you could ever meet. she reminds me of a summer vacation; filled with fun, is hot, and especially the best thing ever! once you meet her, you fall in love instantaneously! you cant get her off your mind and shes the only thing in life any […]

  • Orloff

    a very cheap vodka that is distilled in lewiston maine and is popular among residents of maine and new hampshire. it tastes like rubbing alcohol and often gives you the sh-ts the next morning. being drunk on orloff vodka is very similar to having a really bad fever and a concussion at the same time. […]


Disclaimer: raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.