Rainsticking

when a person or persons take a rainstick, a dried cactus used as a sacred native american holy object, wrap it with packing tape, shove a couple condoms on the end with generous amounts of vaseline or lube on it and proceed to shove it up their own or their same s-x male cousin’s -n-s….repeatedly. note: rainsticks are about 3 feet long and are splintery with morraca sounding cactus seeds inside. when shaking your -ss you can truly make it rain. feel the power of the s-x toys of circ-mstance and watch out for splinters….ouch. note this is the equivilent of shoving a 3 to 6 foot and 5 inch diameter crucifix up your v-g-n- or -n-s willingly by yourself or with a stranger you met while cruising the hojo or waffle house, whatever your prefence. also known as: janet-ing or ed-it-ing yourself. not to be confused with making it rain with dollas at the strip club. first signs that your partner may be rainsticking are: 1. leaving for work at 5:30 am only to find them stabbing the couch with a samurai sword in a meth frenzy with a punctured colon. 2. finding stashes of enemas with lube and saved web searches about homemade cameraless colonoscopy methods. see also: chronic constipation, screaming from bathroom during bm, splinters in the -n-s, bruised techicolored -n-s, demonic screaming sessions and faux- german trances while ripping hair from ones head and screaming while on opana.
wow, i really loved that rainstick my dad bought me until i left my boyfriend paul for my new husband and upon touching the rainstick cried out “there is lube and b-ttgrease coating atleast 9 inches of this rainstick which has been broken and retaped at the end due to vigorous -n-l insertion…now i know why he could never take a sh-t without screaming…was it the cactus spines or the simple fact he shoved a stick up his -ss…literally…”
example: he was rainsticking like the thor, god of thunder. shake that -ss, b-tt watch yourself.