Raisin Ranch


an old folks home. where you drop your parents off when they get old, and are pretty much useless. i hope i never get old.
“you’d better start walking, or i’ll drop you at a raisin ranch”, said karen to her mother.

“my mom works at a raisin ranch, cleaning old people’s -sses”, i said.

“you’re headed straight for the raisin ranch when you retire, ed!” i exclaimed.

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