Raking Off
1. the use of an actual rake with at least 25 teeth made of thinly sliced metal, usually in the color of green, to m-st-rb-t-. there are many different styles, such as: thrusting, wacking, scaffing, slicing, etc.
2. using one’s hand to -j-c-l-t- all over a b-tch or any object that one pleases.
“dude, stop raking off in my bed all over that b-tch”
“dude”
“dude, now you have to go to home depot and get me another new rake”
“dude, raking off is just weird”
“dude”
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