Rally

commonly found in college students’ vocabulary, the act of regaining strength and motivation to continue consuming alcohol and attending parties. one may want to “rally” after consuming alcohol for a number of hours prior to a party, yet when the time of the party arrives he/she is too tired or drained to persist. the act of “rallying” would then take place to ensure attendance at the party.
“katie, pull yourself together and rally! let’s go.”
clawing your way out of the depths of drunken h-ll and rejoining the party in full-on pimp style.
person 1: “did you see babyglo rally like a champ last night?”
person 2: “yeah, and she managed to find her sungl-sses!”
the state/ mode one must force themselves & their body into in order to truly keep it real and represent. usually happens after your boy calls you up 2 hours after you just got in and were finally able p-ss out. after you hang up, you lay there for good 2-3 minutes (where it be your bed, bathroom floor, couch, kitchen counter, hood of your car, front lawn, etc.) debating on whether or not it will all be worth it. it is possible to p-ss out at this point but only for a short while because the f-cker next door decided he was going to mow his gosh d-mn lawn.

at this point you realize it is hopeless and you must at this time go into rally mode because you also realize that you roll deep and must live up to not only the expectations others have for you to bring debauchery to the party but, the expectations that you have for yourself in that you ain’t no d-mn p-ssy, b-tch -ss.

so with that, you wash your face, look at yourself in the mirror shake your head and realize that you may want to smoke a bowl to settle your stomach. then you get some d-mn breakfast….no matter what time of the day it is.

–note– you can’t say, “dude i’m straight rallying right now” or “i’m totally in rally mode” unless at least 2 nights in a row of hardcore partying have just taken place where and the sun is up before you even get back to your place.

could also be a full 24 hour debauchery scene. when this is the case, usually you rally 2 times, sometimes more (depending on the person) with in that 24 hour period.

rally #1: after you’ve puked a little from all those shots trying to get your initial drunk on, you realize you are more hard core than a little puke in your mouth….so you keep going.

rally #2: occurs after you’ve p-ssed out in the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and either wake up feeling like a million bucks or do whatever you can to get yourself to feel like a million bucks (i.e. more alcohol, drugs, s-x, etc.). then you just keep going.
-ring….ring….ring….ring….ring……..-

person #2: sh-t….this fool already?!…h-llo?

person #1: yo dude what up!?

person #2: wtf?! sh-t…..dude, why the h-ll am i in my backyard sleeping on the lawn chair?

person #1: h-ll if i know. listen fool…we gotta rally! stop acting like a tool, pull your sh-t together and meet me at my place by 7:30 tonight….we gettin f-cked up tonight!!!!

person #2: son of a b-tch dude….sh-t. alright dawg. see you then…peace.

person #1: late

-hangs up phone-

person #2: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
the fast- food chain that makes commercials that undermine anorexic tactics. they have really good fries. their burgers are too small though, i can close one within my fist.
commercial: you gotta eat!
obese person: get in my belly!
burger: -screams- -eats obese person- aahhhh i’m full.
yelsew foolface: you know what they say about people with big hands…
best form of motorsport in the world. requires extreme skill and confidence between driver and co-driver.
1> did you see francois delecour? he keeps putting his co-driver in the hospital! wtf!
2> yea and… petter solberg rules!
best fast-food restaurant on the east coast.
rally’s has great fries and great burgers. their burgers actually taste like meat and are a decent size.
verb – the act of smoking marijuana
before cl-ss, we stopped at demontrell’s house to rally up.
a motorsport that posseum bourne kicked b-tt at and was tragicly killed by.
we will always remember posseum bourne not a a person who sits in a car and go’s fast, but as a legend of the sport.
we will always remeber you posseum and we will never forget you no matter what

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