Rally-Squatch
when a very hairy-chested man has gone the entire night without scoring a girl, in a last ditch attempt to get anyone’s attention before the bar closes, he unb-ttons the top few b-ttons of his shirt and shows of his sasquatch-like qualities.
this is the pick-up version of a rally cap in baseball.
ronald: dude, there are so many chicks here tonight but they all look taken.
mikey: break out your rally-squatch, it always works.
ronald: cant tonight, i only have 5 condoms left.
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