Ramen
food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.
moses: whatcha eating?
g-d: ramen.
still not real lo mein, but at least it’s not an americanization of a j-panese rip-off of a chinese dish.
varieties of ramen, the food of jesus
the only thing between 500,000 americans and utter starvation.
“ramen is the sh-t. obviously.”
can be acquired in two convenient, and scrumptious, forms.
1) cup o’ ramen.
2) brick o’ ramen.
college students base their diets around beef, shrimp, chicken, and oriental flavored noodles.
there are better, tastier foods to purchase, such as hot pockets and bagel bites. but ramen saves money so you can buy more liquor, so who really gives a f-ck.
jess, a college student, has ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. she’s lucky that ramen exists, because if it didn’t, she’d be crying from starvation and drinking no more tears shampoo.
the cheapest and most delicious meal on the planet.
ramen is only 10 cents a package ^.^
what college kids and janitors live off of…..dried slab of noodles that you cook for 3 minutes and then add sodium-enriched seasoning of all flavors to. requires knowledge of stove.
1.) delicious, inexpensive noodle soup good for either a light snack or a meal. goes great with those pre-cooked strips of chicken or beef you can buy at the supermarket. tastes like sh-t if overcooked, though.
2.) inexpensive noodle soup eaten by the wapanese only because it comes from j-pan. they don’t actually like ramen at all. they just like the fact that they don’t have to import the sh-t. not to be confused with normal people who eat ramen because they actually like the taste and/or are too poor to afford anything else.
1.) “this stuff may be cheap, but it’s actually good. beef and pork ramen are my favorites flavors.”
2.) “kawaii desu!! pork ramen!! oh thank kami-sama, since i don’t have to import this from j-pan, i can order another box of cuc-mber and teriyaki-flavor pocky! uh-oh, sailor moon is about to start! ikuhayo~~!! ^_^ loloollllolololo!o11!11!!”
cheap instant noodles. comes in a hard brick of noodles which you throw into a pot on the stove with water in it for 3 minutes. once the noodles are done, you have lots of options. if you like ramen, try this: strain the noodles, put them in a bowl and add 3/4 of the seasoning packet. whoo hoo! also comes in cup o’ soup which is for the microwave. available in many flavors and brands but the best by far is maruchan shrimp. dont eat top ramen shrimp it tastes like salt water!!
welcome to raa, ramen addicts anonymous.
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