Ramen Balance
1. the act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don’t have too much or too little of either.
2. the moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a cl-sterf-ck, if the status quo is not kept.
1. “i’m a master at ramen balance, motherf-cker. two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. eat that sh-t, yeahhh.”
2. “i only f-ck so many of these d-mn, sk-nky b-tches because i’m maintaining ramen balance with my libido! it’s just the right thing to do.”
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