ramen noodle diet
when someone in college can’t afford anything to eat but ramen noodles.
freshman: “hey man, you got anything to eat?”
freshman 2: “yeah dude, i’ve got ramen noodles galore…”
freshman: “oh man, thought i was the only one on the ramen noodle diet.”
freshman 2: “tastes great, less spending.”
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