Ramones Fan

1: a sad sorry excuse for a human being that wouldn’t know good music if it f-cked his/her mother with a broomstick. can usually be seen running around running around in a leather motorcycle jacket and torn black jeans that he/she just bought from hot topic calling everyone else “posers” then going home to watch hanna montana, masturbating, -j-c-l-t-ng into a thermos that came with their dora the explorer lunch box and later drinking that -j-c-l-t- wile listening to their blink 182, sum 41, ramones and good charlotte mix tapes.

looked down upon by most actual punks and within a few months usually move on to their hippie phase and trade in all their ramones cd’s for phish cd’s, and continue the move on to other f-ggoty trends until they are forced to marry their own cousins for the sake of the children they had 9 months after their family re-unions, and can no longer afford to spend their money going to hot topic to support the newest band wagon they have jumped on.

2: a slang term for the towel or sock you -j-c-l-t- onto after masturbating.

3. the people who get their -sses stomped in middle school and later grow up and listen to the dixie chicks because they never learned to appreciate real music because listening to the ramones more that once destroys that part of your brain that can discern good music from the sounds of garbage trucks f-cking each other in the -ss.

4. definition of c-m-dumpster.
my brother is a big “ramones fan”
is your brother the r-t-rded guy who greets you at wal-mart and rounds up shopping carts?
thats the one, he was a failed abortion.