Ramses II

ramses ii is most known as the pharaoh who built the sp-ce shuttle, however, recent discoveries have shown that he worked part time as the 43th president of the usa. born in a deep cave in the desert, his life as a child was really boring because he had no one to talk to. at the age of 11 he developed superpowers and started building pyramids all over the place. this annoyed very much the inhabitants of the nile region because he didn’t have the required environmental permissions, and even more because he used up all the rocks and they had to build their houses from camel manure and dried lizards.

making the sp-ce shuttle

depressed by the lack of support by his own people, he decided to build an enormous rocket and go to the moon in search of happyness. he soon developed the sp-ce shuttle program. but then fell in love with a bearded woman, lost interest in the sp-ce program, and sold the rights to the shuttle to a small american company called nasa. he married the bearded woman, only to find that she was really a nigerian scammer called bill gates in disguise.

finestrism

they founded a new religion, finestrism, or the irrational belief that one can accomplish any task using windows. their beginnings were very hard, as most of their followers didn’t understand well the message and kept jumping through the window in hope of achieving enlightment, ethernal life or solitaire. but they eventually made a lot of money fixing clepsydras for the year00 bug that had been discovered in windows95bc.

ramses ii died of the rabies in 1998 when he couldn’t turn off the office helper. his body was mummified in the hope that the advances in medicine of the future will someday make him live again. his disconsolate widow low-level formatted his hard drive and installed xp.
ramses ii… lmao… funny huh?