Ranch Dragon
when you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during s-x. you put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and c-m in the bowl as a ranch dressing. you tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its c-m, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.
matt: hey dude, i just gave alyssa a ranch dragon!
john: dude no f-ckin way, seriously?!
matt: h-ll yeah she didnt even see it coming.
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