Ranchovision
ranchovision :a widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending rancho high school. the condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. the interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, “good looking”, or “not bad”.
for example, prior to “ranchovision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. when “rancho vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10
trevor: “bro did you see that girl?”
luis: “she’s not even cute, bro you must being suffering from ranchovision.”
trevor: “you’re right man let’s go ride by palo”
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