Randal

one of the coolist white kids you can ever know… also know for having a bid d-ck
girl one: man whos that
girl two: oh thats randal
listless video store clerk from the movie clerks
dante hicks: you ever notice how all the prices end in nine? d-mn, that’s eerie.
randal graves: (reading a magazine) have you ever wondered how much the average j-zz mopper makes per hour?
dante hicks: what’s a j-zz-mopper?
randal graves: he’s the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
dante hicks: nudie booth?
randal graves: yeah, nudie booth. you’ve never been in a nudie booth?
dante hicks: i guess not.
randal graves: oh, it’s great. there’s this gl-ss between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
dante hicks: what kinda show?
(customer walks up to counter with a bottle of gl-ss cleaner and a roll of paper towels)
randal graves: they do the weirdest, craziest sh-t you like to see chicks do. they insert things into any opening on their body – any opening.
dante hicks: could we not talk about this right now?
randal graves: the j-zz-mopper’s job is to clean off the gl-ss after each guy shoots a load. i don’t know if you noticed, but c-m leaves streaks if you don’t clean it right away.
offended customer: i will never come to this place again!
dante hicks: i’m sorry?
offended customer: using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
dante hicks: i’m sorry, i guess we got carried away.
offended customer: i don’t know if sorry could make up for it, you’ve highly offended me.
randal graves: well if you thinks that’s offensive, check this out!
(shows him graphic picture from p-rn mag)
randal graves: i think you can see her kidneys!
no can handle.

usualy falls asleep or p-sses out first when drinking or smoking the good herb.
dude that guy is a randal. its so early and he p-ssed out already.
a bag of skinny f-ckweeds
have you seen them sh-ts? bunch of randals i say
randal: a close offspring to a ricky, most likely found lurking around the high school drama halls. in almost every way similar to that of a ricky, with the exception of possibly getting a job, unlikely however to hold said job.
tom: can you believe that kid over there, he looks like such a ricky.

bobby: that kid is not a ricky, he washed my car last week, he’s just another randal.
to go against the grain, the act of wiping from your -ss to your v-g-n-.
i was so drunk last nite i pulled a randal and now my p-ssy smells like sh-t.