Rando Calrissian
a random guy who inserts himself into a conversation or shows up unexpectedly and acts like he belongs.
“i’m waiting for my test results, hopefully it’s not hp-”
“hey, what are we talking about?”
“whoa, rando calrissian! fly your -ss back to cloud city, we’re having a private conversation.”
a play-on-words of the famous star wars character lando calrissian. when one wakes up to find a random black guy in their bed.
random black guy who shows up to your party.
i drank too much, blacked out and woke up with a rando calrissian in my bed.
-what are you doing tonight?
-probably partying and being some girl’s rando calrissian.
-sh-t yeah
who invited the rando calrissian?
noun
origin: a play on words taken from the root, lando calrissian, a beloved fictional star wars character.
an extension of the term rando, often used to emphasize the randomness of the encounter.
contrary to popular belief, color of skin is not a determining factor when deciding if someone is indeed a rando calrissian.
i came home to a bunch of rando calrissians in my apartment.
i don’t know who she made out with last night, he was a total rando calrissian.
remember when i got lost and made friends with all those rando calrissians?
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