Random Nade


-random nade is a term that is used by players partic-p-ting in multiplayer matches of first person shooters (call of duty 3, 4, waw and halo 3). when a player is in a match and his view is completely obstructed by a wall or some sort of blockedge, he may chuck a grenade over it in hopes of getting a kill. when he does the grenade will do 1 of 3 things. 1) land and explode doing no damage. 2) explode and wound someone. 3) explode and kill an opponent.

-random nade kills are soley dependant on chance, the enemy needed to have chosen to go to that spot at that time. for a perfect random nade – you have to be at the right place at the right time, throw at the right angle, hold the nade for the right amount of time and choose to jump or not.
bill is playing cod4 and was killed by a grenade and is watching the death cam:
“oh my f-cking g-d, he threw it over a wall, it hit a pipe, rolled off a window ledge hit me in the head and exploded next to my foot. mother f-cking random nade!”

playing cod4:
frosted 1337s stops infront of a wall and throws a grenade over it.

(seconds later)

frosted 1337s ((o)) robate44
frosted 1337s ((o)) lycan 987
frosted 1337s ((o)) beezerblanks

“woooooot randam nade for the win!”

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