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• Randy'd

  scr-ping/cracking your rims on the first day of owning your new car -persons name- was so excited when he got his new car he texted everyone about how the awesomeness was off the chart and randy’d his car when he hit the curb while texting

• Randy for Andy

  also known as “johnsons for jacksons” — a desperation for money to be earned on one’s knees, $20 at a time. implies a frivilous use of the money so earned. those boots are b-tchin’! i’m randy for andy to get me a pair.

• Rape hammer

  hammer used to puncture ones genitals during a rape. wow that rape hammer did the job.

• shepherdess

  a woman who maintains a large flock of men. lots of different men are attracted to her and follow her around like sheep. see also: grown and s-xy leela: that boy over there is staring at jade. maryann: oh really. well who doesn’t like her? i mean, everywhere we go, at least 1 guy approaches […]

• Shotskee

  a series of hard liquor shots, no less than 3.0 us fl oz (89 ml). usually from people who are compulsive and have uncontrollable consumption of alcohol. very dangerous. once you order one, you keep them coming. 10:00am: waitress- what can i get for you two? kris- i’ll take a shotskee of jäger, please! charli- […]

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