randy travis
a really bad country music singer. not as sh-tty as celine dion though.
“wow, randy travis is a douchenut.”
when a male inserts both t-st-cl-s into a females -n-s, then proceeds to stand up slowly, stretching his t-st-cl-s and scr-t-m until they pop out making his voice very deep.
tonight i plan on giving her a randy travis, she loves it when they pop out and i sing to her.
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