Randy’s Hammer
when you let somebody’s grandma fart on you while she watches you take a sh-t behind a dumpster in the back of a denver denny’s. afterwords you wipe your -ss with soggy used napkins found in said dumpster, and stick them on the dumpster to form a z shape. this indicates that zoro was here.
black steve: yo jim i hooked up with that g-milf i met at k-mart the other day, and we decided to go out after for some of randy’s hammer.
jim: ayo dats hasapudawuda mang.
black steve: word.
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