rankles my cankles


something that is irritating or annoying, particularly to an overweight female. to rankle- to annoy. cankles- see urban dictionary definition.

can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.
i can’t believe todd didn’t pick up the tab at golden corral, that really rankles my cankles!

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