rape ape
professional boxer mike tyson
remember when rape ape bit off that holifield guy’s ear? that f-cking ruled!
the rape ape is an oversized purplish-colored gorilla sporting several penii, constantly on the hunt for opportunities to commit acts of rape. he enjoys attending parties and molesting the attendees as often as possible.
disclaimer: the rape ape only molests females of legal age.
girl #12: “uh oh, here he comes again…”
rape ape: “rape ape! rape ape!”
girl #12: “aaagh! he’s on me!”
girl #13: “he’s got at least five d-cks! look out!”
rape ape: “rape ape! rape ape!”
girl #11: “ooooh!”
the rape ape molests the girls and everyone wakes up with a smile.
the one who’s going around raping all these statues.
what kind of sick b-st-rd would rape a cast bronze statue?
a mans junk could have never made this kind of damage.
well what then?
a gorilla sir, a gorilla’s junk would big enough.
a raping gorilla? good lord it must have been rape ape!!!
a burly fratboy who slips mickeys in girl’s drinks and then bangs them.
-what happened to shirley last night?
-she got d.r.ed by some rapeape.
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