Rape Dick
painful chafing or blistering of the p-n-s arising from the unwanted friction caused by having s-x with an insufficiently lubricated partner, either with or without their consent.
man, laura and i got wasted last night and she really wanted to f-ck. i kept trying to jam it in her but she wasn’t wet enough. i woke up this morning with a bad case of rape d-ck.
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