Rape measure
when you go to get your measurements at a tailor’s and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your c-ck when they/’re measureing your inside leg, or feel your br–sts when measuring your bra size
oh let me just get my tape measure, said the taylor
you mean rape measure you seedy b-st-rd
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