rape ‘n’ cuddle


when someone goes out with the intention to rape someone else but upon pulling his trousers down he reveals the most shocking truth…he is flaccid. what to do? simple! rape ‘n’ cuddle
rapist: get ready for my c-ck!

victim: help!!!

rapist: uh-oh…

victim: w…hat

rapist: i cant get hard, rape ‘n’ cuddle?

victim: yeah, ok

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