rapeseed


pretty sure this is what canola oil is called in europe. just doesn’t sound right in us.
rape seed oil.
pr-nunciation: ‘rap-“sed
function: noun

1. the seed of the rape plant (br-ssica napus of the mustard family) that is the source of rapeseed oil.

2. the technical term for the s-m-n that is fired into the v-g-n- or -n-s during v-g-n-l or -n-l rape, respectively.

etymology: a neologism fusing the terms “rape”, meaning non-consensual intercourse; and “seed” a biblical term for ejaculatory fluid.
1. look at all this marvellous rapeseed, soon we can turn this into biofuels and save the planet!

2. yeah b-tch, yeah, do you like that? i’m gonna pour my hot rapeseed into your c-nt, your my b-tch now, you sl-t.
ingredient in peanut b-tter… go figure
check this, “rape seed”, heh
one of the majopr exports of the uk. not well like by hayfever sufferers.
guy: i’m going to rape you!

hayfever girl: oh no!

-guy throws rape seed at girls’ nose-

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