Rapture Saturday
also known as ‘judgment day’; supposedly the day when jesus comes back to earth and takes all of the christians and sends them to heaven, to live for the rest of eternity. meanwhile, the rest of the human race(the sinners, atheists, etc.), are left on earth to duke it out in the battle between good and evil. the battle lasts for four-six months, until the apocalypse occurs. thus, the rest of the remaining human race is, at that moment, sent to the firing pits of h-ll!
dude, get your riot gear on, and the stereo system for the new mansion. we only have until tomorrow till rapture sat-rday!
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