Raritan Valley
raritan valley is a section in west hazlet that is situated between holmdel and aberdeen. cut off from the rest of town by the garden state parkway, raritan valley is an anomaly in that its residents develop their own sense of self. although overall not as tough as west keansburg, raritan valley is home to some of the toughest guys in hazlet despite being an upper-middle cl-ss neighborhood. raritan valley has its own parkway exit (117 a), and home to several urban legends of hazlet, including a cracked out dysfunctional family, a tribe from kenya, and a wealthy investor, all of which live on the same block
hazlet kid 1: let’s go to raritan valley
hazlet kid 2: no that’s like in another county
west keansburg thinks its so tough because its cut off by a highway, but those raritan valley people are cut off by the mother-f-ckin garden state parkway.
its safe to play basketball at raritan valley school until 6 pm. after that, the cops start har-ssing you
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