Rart

when you really need to go for a sh-t and it suddenly catches you off guard. you have to stop everything you are doing, even if you are in the middle of a converstion with someone. you then run to the nearest toilet at the suprise of anyone watching. as you run, you uncontrollably fart, suprising even yourself! but often enough it is funny for all involved, it depends how well you know the witness
“i was rarting all the way to the toilet”
rarts is a game formed in the small village called new c-mnock where
two opponents compete in a skilled throwing compet-tion. basically its darts
with red chip stones (rarts) so you start with twenty rarts each and stand
ten feet from a drain then throw your rarts in turns. whoever gets the most

points wins. the scoring system if your rart rolls in 1 point if the rart goes straight

in 2 points trick shot i.e under leg,jump shot 4 points finally facing away from the

drain without looking 15 points. you need to win 3 games to win a set and 3 sets

to win the compet-tion. if you end a game tied you enter sudden death

where u the gets 5 rarts whoever scores most wins. prize can be a bet between

you and your opponent.
the game rarts is to play outdoors when boredom occurs.very compet-tive once
you start.
rarts; some stupid white boy who needs the sh-t kicked outtve him
rarts is a white boy…
a very large, rip roaring fart that cuts your b-tt cheeks like a razor.
d-mn, that rart really hurt my -ss.
almost perfect, the edge of perfection
that is almost perfect, thats rarts
another way of pr-noncing the word ‘okay’
rart, put the kettle on your fangita