raspberry danish
just before -j-c-l-t–n from a bl-w j-b punch your female in the face and as the blood mixes with the c-m it creates a raspberry danish.
for breakfast i suggested we perform a raspberry danish to quinch our sweet tooth.
when you spread out someone’s -sshole, then j-zz up and down it in a criss-cross fashion. the b-ttcheeks are the pastry, the -sshole the raspberry filling, and the j-zz is the icing.
i was eating this dude’s -ss, then i started jonesing for some raspberry danish, so i spread his -sshole, j-zzed up and down it, and licked it all up. mmmm mmmm! the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!
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