Rasputin’s Revenge


a mean prank for which you will need the following items: a sleeping girlfriend or friend, an apple carved into a little jack-o-lantern complete with a lit birthday candle inside, and a gl-ss of icewater. hang the scary apple-lantern from a string in front of the sleeper’s face, dip your hand in the icewater until it’s very cold, and then cover their mouth with your icy hand. they will instantly wake up and see a red glowing head in their face and attempt to scream, only to be m-ffled by an icy, dead hand.
“my girlfriend would not have s-x with me last night, so later i pulled the old rasputin’s revenge”

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