Rastafarian Jews
a group of rastsfarian jews, its pretty self explanitory.
the rastafarian jews oath.
i pledge allegiance to the rastafarian jew
i will respect the rules of this amazing crew
i will not divulge any of its secrets
nor will i act like ryan seacrest
i will respect the strict food policy at r.j. parties
i will not, during any meeting, release any farties
my speach shall be slurred and clean at all times,
i will support our country and like the sound of wind chimes
i will promote peach wherever possible
i will not do drugs, even when plausible,
with this oath i do solemnly swear
that red, yellow, and green i will always wear
we’re accepting members, but one of their names must start with a “j”, “e”, “w”, or “s”, and they will be refered to by that name for the rest of their membership, and it can’t be a nickname, must be first middle or last
you know that red, green, and yellow color combo? you imediately think bob marley. and you know what a jew is. and that would be the rastafarian jews.
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