rat-faced ass wagon
a sl-t bag of a girl who puts on a deceivingly pleasant front, and then f-cks around behind your back. a rat-faced -ss wagon is often responsible for breaking hearts, which is a mystery because she has a train wreck on her head that she refers to as her face. she is manipulative and has 5 times more emotional baggage than you can handle. your friends will often hate her because… well, she sucks.
person a: “hey are you coming to see the play this thursday with us?”
person b: “yeah man, i hope that nasty b-tch isn’t coming.”
person a: “yeah, what a rat-faced -ss wagon.”
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