Ratchet Hipster
a diva, mostly from a small town or city that has reason to believe that she is different than everyone else. unfortunately she is wrong.
typical signs to beware of include but are not limited to:
-owning a samsung galaxy
-blares anything by the 1975, lana del ray, panic at the disco, imagine dragon, empire of the sun, awolnation, brothertiger or any other miserable -ss band
-rowdily quotes “lyrics” from aforementioned artists
-has curly hair that you can not tell if she just got out of bed or had to fight a hobo for a dollar found on the street and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly black), black 8 inch heels (or higher depending on how god-awful they look), a b-tton up shirt that looks like she took it from the hobo from the previous statement (to accent the mismatched shirt underneath it) and 4 layers of henna on her arms to show how good of an “artist” she it
-repeatedly uses ludicrous terms such as “yolo”, “swag”, “boss”, “fetch”, “dope”, “really”, “ratchet”, “actually”, “chillin”, “yippie ki yay a and sh-t”, “consumerism”, etc to make a valid statement
-tries to speak in a british accent to see how long she can do it without breaking character when traveling
-has a scream voice that would make the singer of behemoth cringe
-is commonly known as a “rockstar”
if spotted please report to random people saying “wow! look at her is she a rockstar? she must be all ratchet hipster.”
whoa that girl with the flannel shirt, listening to the 1975 in her touareg is a ratchet hipster!
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