ratchet oven
when you smell check a girl and lift the blanket like a dutch oven and her v-g-n- smells ratchet. the smell smacks you in the face like a dutch oven fart. thats a “ratchet oven”.
smell check, then lift the blankets and smack in your face like a dutch oven…
“yo b… get your dirty ratchet v-g-n- out of my bed!”
example- (conversation between friends)
boy- “yea one time i messed with this stripper chic, i did the smell check. i got all comfy under my covers and woosh it hit me in the face smelling like sh-t box”
girl- “ewe, now thats what you call a ratchet oven”
boy- “lmao, d-mn right, i told that nasty b-tch to get her dirty self out of my bed”
girl- “dont let that happen again”
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