ratio of hat


n. ratio of hat is a m-ssachusetts style of determining how drunk a person is. depending on the number of alcoholic beverages a person has consumed, their hat will invariably end up pointed straight up, or possibly backwards. basically anywhere but straight.
using my powers to read the ratio of hat, i have concluded that you are schwillly.

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