raunchy butt fruit
residual pieces of feces, usually caught upon -ss hairs, which surprise an -ss muncher in the middle of their business. coming in a variety of sizes, they may escape even the most scrutinizing eyes of a veteran -ss eater and give them a mouthful of a dirty surprise.
a rare version of the raunchy b-tt fruit remains just inside and behind the sphincter and emerges defiantly upon -n-l stimulation – these are the most notorious of -n-l ‘fruits’. upon encountering, most -n-l adventurers will pull back in revile and discontinue such explorations for an extensive period of time, usually upon the stipulation of prooving sanitary conditions before excursions are begun again.
guy: (upon eating the -sshole of their significant other they discover the dingles) holy f-ck! raunchy b-tt fruit! (vomits)
girl: ohh my god! (flushes) i’m so sorry honey!
guy: (finished vomitting) holy h-ll that was disgusting! have you ever heard of wiping you dirty f-cking wh-r-?!
girl: (cries)
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