Raviteja

the first name of raviteja bhavesh samir aynod kemburu, frequently shortened to ravi; raviteja is an ancient hindu g-d worshipped for the divine pattern of his hairline. raviteja frequently reincarnates himself in the form of relatively small and smelly indian boys who possess a r-t-rded amount of money. his new form grants him the ability to make suspect investments that pay off 20 percent of the time. as a return, he looks like a f-cking turtle with uneven facial hair.

raviteja, in his new form, can be characterized by a low self esteem, caused by lack of parental love. his lack of friends and family causes him to pr-nounce all th’s as d’s. raviteja has a predilection for turtlenecks and sweatpants, especially those marked by small yellow stains. raviteja possesses the same hairline in his new form; this hairline changes frequently but is always differentiable and uneven.

raviteja was previously named, t-to (turtle in turtle out), for his oddly shaped head that resembles a p-n-shead. his muscular scoliosis causes him to retract his neck, creating a similar motion to the peeling back of a foreskin.

you can find raviteja dressed as a homeless man on most days. his signature is baggy khakis or sweatpants, a cvs plastic bag, his greasy lard-covered hair, and a homeless man jacket.

note: don’t confuse raviteja with bhavesh. raviteja, the g-d of the holy hairline is the brother of bhavesh, the g-d of everything.

note 2: he is a virgin.
example 1
guy 1: “raviteja looks like he doesn’t shower”
guy 2: “i bet he’s on welfare!”
guy 1: “nah, he’s not. he dressed that way on purpose.”

example 2
guy 1: “did you hear about how ravi got with his crush?”
guy 2: “no…”
guy 1: “me neither.”

example 3