raw tofu
when you’re a hardcore vegan who is also lazy and you like the taste of wet, cold, slimy, jiggly stuff that tastes like nothing.
i’m so hardcore, i just got my day’s worth of protein eating a brick of raw tofu and all i had to do was open the package. breakfast is done!
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