ray johns
smooth ; when something just works perfectly
i was ray johns when i was getting that girls number
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a donkey slash is when a male person whacks his reproductive organ over any part of a female. while the p-n-s is covered in his own s-m-n. “wow! that guy gave mia khalifa a tremendous donkey slash.”
- shart splart
when you’re wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg i accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub
- reckless shit
wild sh-t to do with ur friends er and cat wow that girl is doing reckless sh-t
- bungalo baby
a child that was conceived after a male -j-c-l-t-d into a females’s -n-s and it leaked into her v-g-n-. god d-mn, if your mom would have just swallowed you, we wouldn’t have this bungalo baby sitting next to us!
- kansas city sparkler
when a woman c-ms on a man’s p-n-s during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man’s p-n-s. this, giving the appearance of a sparkler d-cks and jane are very festive. last night they made a kansas city sparkler .