Ray Liotta
is when you cannot figure out why a loved one, “usually a significant other in a tense situation” has done you dirty or just blatantly f-cked up the whole scenario in question with the end result being your incarceration and that b-tch karen, “your significant other” being set free while you rot.
“i can’t believe this!?! why did you do this to me karen?! now i know how a ray liotta feels…”
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the act of moistening a paper towel and wiping your -ss at the counter in a public bathroom; possibly a mexican restaurant. typically performed mid-date with a new partner whom it seems like you have a good chance of scoring with, or at least getting a bj after paying for dinner.
hey, what the f-ck are you doing?!” says the disturbed man after walking into the del taco bathroom. “calm down buddy” you say, “i’m just giving myself the ray liotta before i take this broad back to my place
the act of re-enacting the scene from goodfellas where ray liotta pistol whips the sh-t out of the neighbour who tried to get on his wife, on whoever deserves it. follow these steps; approach your opponent nice and steady, grab him/her by the hair right above the forehead (you could also grab beard if no hair is present, or an ear if no hair or beard is present), and begin to pummel the face with your fist, a rock, a solid piece of fruit, etc.
“what do you want f-cko, you want something?”
-ray liotta pistol whips the sh-t out of neighbour-
or
husband: “can you make me a sandwich?”
wife: “make your own d-mn sandwich!”
husband “you wanna get f-ckin’ ray liotta’d?!”
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