Ray-Rod


someone named ray who is amazing at dodgeball duing the regular season, but when the playoffs start, he is nowhere to be found. see also big living.
dude 1: d-mn you were nasty before the playoffs started, what happend?

ray: i guess you can say i pulled a ray-rod. jack-ss.
1. (n)
a. a metal stick with magical and/or super powers
b. the stick of reason
c. the enforcer
d. anything that has that gangsta gangsta sh-t and/or talks that murder murder sh-t

2. (n) (often initial capital letter)
a. the owner of said rayrod
b. a.p.r.

3. (v)
a. to swing, smack, hit, throw down, enforce, teach a lesson, etc. utilizing said rayrod
b. to ante up, especially on the streets of philidelphia
c. to otherwise impose law, sense, or fun

4. (adj)
a. mighty, powerful, influential
b. possessing excess and/or ridiculous skills
c. of or pertaining to anything unusually fancy
1. alexander dragooned the enemy with his gleaming rayrod.

2. the rayrod was the most skillful, good-looking, and fanciest in all the land.

3. due to grave malfeasance, the offender was subsequently rayrodded.

4. the tradition of fancy drink night matured into an exquisitely rayrod affair.

5. also see: merchant of venice iii. ii. 63

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