raywilliamjohnson

one who gains fame, money, and e-peens from literally stealing videos and spreading his own unfunny, oppressive p-ssy juice all over it.

also known to feed memes from 2006 to his viewers, as if we don’t have enough 12 year old f-ggots running around screaming “fake and gay.”

the videos he steals, on the contrary, are absolutely hilarious.

oh yeah, stole the phrase “fake and gay,” which is not surprising at all.
raywilliamjohnson isn’t funny and is in fact quite unsettling, considering how a thief gained so much fame.
an ugly looking troll creature that is 4’8 and reviews other people’s viral videos on youtube so he can make a large profit. he steals other people’s funny videos and makes terrible jokes about them that he repeats every video. this lonely troll also has a second channel that follows his scripted life around l.a. in these videos he has a guy (supposedly his friend) that has a job to laugh at all his lame jokes. he also hires vapid women to follow him around so he can get more views from youtube perverts.
idiot: hey, did you wach that “fake and gay” video featured on ray william johnson.

intellectual: no, because i have more than one brain cell, and don’t support theifs who are as funny as a t-rd…

reformed idiot: i have been enlightened. i will never watch that pathetic excuse for a human again!
another lame youtube celebrity that post random videos with greenscreen thumbnails. like most celebrities on youtube he will be forgotten or quit in about 3-5 years or so like sxephil , lonelygirl15 , pruane2forever and many more.
troll: lulz lulz, raywilliamjohnson post moar!!

noob: thumbs up if rwj brought you he–… wait?

fakecamwh-r-: hmmm bored, any guys wanna chat?
ray william johnson is a youtuber, self proclaimed comedian and overall a useless piece of suck that doesn’t deserve half of the six digit salary he makes. most of his viewers are either swagf-gs or too stupid to realise all his jokes are the same of what an 11 year old would make. he hosts a show called =3 where he literally takes videos from other peoples channels without permission and just says what happens in them adding a said unfunny dirty joke. he is currently the highest subscribed channel on youtube, proving that subscribers don’t matter. he is the sc-m of the earth.
swag-f-g: hey man did you see this weeks =3? ray william johnson is so funny, haha fake and gay!
person with sense: i don’t watch sh-t.
ray william johnson is an entertainer who sprung into fame in 2009 when he started reviewing viral videos on youtube. his show is ent-tled =3 (equals three). in each episode he reviews three videos adding his witty commentary to each one. he is known for his sarcastic remarks and phrases such as: “fake and gay” and “squaids (or squirrel aids)”. he’s used “troll” and portrays one in some of his videos. ray also is known for his “doin you mom” and “b-ttsecks” jokes. all these things have spread and become more common among the internet using community. in each video users may send a video response and it could be picked as ray’s comment question of the day. anyone is welcome to comment with an answer and 5 answers will be chosen by ray and featured in his next video. he currently uploads his equals three videos usually every monday and thursday.
ray also has an alternate “vlogging” channel, called breakingnyc. in that channel, ray record parts of his daily life.
ray was in a group: fattyspins, in which he and the other members put together catchy songs with a comedic edge. most popular: doin’ your mom.
ray lives in new york, and attends college.
ray william johnson is a very talented, very busy (seemingly), very funny dude who is on his way to bigger and better things. i expect to see him on tv soon.
mike: “what happened to youtube?”

phil: “ray william johnson aka pure awesomeness.”

mike: “huh?”

phil: “well, you have to admit he does have more talent than most of these so-called “stars” today.”

mike: “true. but he’s not stupid, he’s actually entertaining, his show is stimulating, and i don’t feel completely r-t-rded after watching his videos. that’s not like the other youtubers!”

phil: “umm….exactly.”

mike: “two camels in a tiny car!”
youtube entertainment for ignorant and unaware simpletons. if you watch his show and enjoy it, you are a vegetable. his videos are used as in 3rd grade introductory cl-sses to comedy. one, unless stupid, cannot help but feel dumbed down after each episode of his =3 series. i suspect this name is to resemble a d-ck – this gives you an idea as to what comedy is in store before you click on his horse sh-t.

if your brain is fried and have absolutely no aspirations in life, then watch his videos. also, play minecraft and watch other mind-destroying channels, such as pwediepie.

it is truly sad to know this is the most popular channel on youtube.
blob: hahahaha ray william johnson is so funny! watch this!

non-blob: -feels mind being reduced into a zombie state after watching-

blob: also my minecraft house is better than yours! hahahaha
a 4’8 young man who has the most subscribed channel on youtube: =3.

when he began in 2009 he started viewing youtube videos and found that what people loved most were vlogs and viral videos. ingeniously he decided to combine both in something he called equals three (?) where he makes a blog about viral videos.

even though people hate him for getting famous off other people’s videos while providing mediocre comedy; they tend to forget that =3 actually gives the original video more popularity than what it would have gotten if it hadn’t been featured on equals 3. not only that but a good proportion of all the video he reviews gets put down, giving rwj one of the last copies of the videos.
(note: videos reviewed by him soon get infested with a virus created by rwj fanboys trollin’ to get attention. it can be treated but never cured)

rwj has also started to insult himself on multiple occasions, probably to attract a larger audience (his haters).

he also operates breakingnyc (now breaking la) which is a true vlog in its essence as opposed to equals 3. his also makes extremely popular songs on his other channel your favorite martian.
ray william johnson is literally what the human race will look like if all the races and ethnicity on the planet intermarried

(raped).

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