razor blade shit
when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it’s way through your r-ct-m it really does a number slicing up the walls of your -n-s.
“dude i had the worst razor blade sh-t this morning! what the f-ck did i eat last night, gl-ss?!?!
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