RBS

rbs is an acronym for resting b-tch face. everyone, usually in the female category, has a resting b-tch face. it occurs when the female has no expression or particular thought, such as staring off into sp-ce, and gives the look, “i’ll murder your first born child if you cross me” and/or several other threats similar. even if it is the nicest person you know, they can have a b-tch face.
kelly was blankly staring at the teacher, but with her severe rbs she looked like she wanted to rip his throat out.

jack was waiting in line mindlessly while her friends waited for her a few steps back as she gave a serious rbs and looked close to slapping the sh-t out of someone
“rbs, or random b-n-r syndrom, is affecting men everywhere. affects teens, adults, the president, historical figures probably even got it. they have all fallen pray to random b-n-r syndrome. rbs is when your sitting in cl-ss, at the work place, or your at the bus stop, and all of a sudden you just get a b-n-r. sometimes it’s not even that b-n-r that gets you, its trying to adjust it in the middle of cl-ss. the problem is, when it’s limp, if you got it hanging down, then it grows into the tight part of your jeans. or if you got it propped up onto your leg, and you get a b-n-r, then it goes right up into your belt buckle. and your like, ‘g-d d-mn it, my b-n-r is going right into my belt buckle…ow!’ so the question remains, should we be concerned with rbs? should measure me taken by homeland security or peda to help control the situation? i don’t know what either of those will do. homeland security would probably try to tap your wiener, and peda would probably try to give it the right to vote. but all i know, is that rbs is just part of life and it’s something that all men have to deal with.”

-vinny degaetano
“i was once sitting in my science cl-ss, during a lecture about how when you mix carbon and hydrogen, it makes hydrocarbons. and then i got a b-n-r rbs. i had a girl sitting right next to me at my table, what am i supposed to do? do i just adjust it? well, yeah i could do that, but that’s not polite; that’s rude. do you stand up, then you got that b-n-r sitting right there. and your playing with it like, ‘err…i can’t adjust my b-n-r!’.”

-vinny degaetano
acronym for random b-n-r syndrome. pretty self explanatory, but it happens when you’re just sitting there and randomly get a b-n-r. usually not spurred by anything.
“yo man, i was sittin in cl-ss one day and got hit with rbs.”
“and…”
“well, the teacher called on me, and i had to go up to the board. everyone laughed.”
“yeah, that’s cause yo w-ng is small, guy.”
random b-n-r syndrome. when a male’s s-xual organ is continuously erect at random times.
doctor: “holy cr-p! what is that?”

male: “sorry, i have rbs.”

doctor: “whew! it’s all good, so do i!”
random b-n-r syndrome
nick often gets b-n-rs during math cl-ss, which proves that he has rbs.
real b-tch sh-t. kind of like rns which means real n-gg- sh-t. something to say when you’re being real. used mostly on twitter as a hashtag.
i’m not in any way a hoe. #rbs